I wrote a book report on Moby-Dick by compiling random sentences from negative reviews for Sasha Fletcher and Leigh Stein's The Book Report reading series. You can read it online:
It’s gauche, jejune, primitive. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t object to unfamiliar words. Quite the contrary, I enjoy adding obscure words to my vocabulary and sprinkling them in my conversation. The whole time I kept thinking, what the hey is this?? Out of nowhere it goes into this dull drum solo. It reminded me a bit of Ayn Rand’s philosophy, whatever that is called.